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Sat, Apr. 28th, 2007, 06:44 pm

What happens when Jesus takes too many sleeping pills??


HE FALLS ASLEEP FOR LIKE 2 YEARS!!!! DAMN!

oh well! lolz

Fri, May. 27th, 2005, 05:38 pm

popehead, you motherfucker!!!!! I'd kill you if you weren't already dead!!!

Look what this bastard did!

Fri, May. 20th, 2005, 04:41 am
Okay guys...

I'm really sorry that I haven't been updating. Some people have real lives, you know! I've been really busy trying to save a few people that just don't want to be saved.

I would like to thank __frankie__ and n3cr0phelia and the_scampool for the icons!



Those people that I am having trouble with really upset me :(

Dad damnit, you guys!!!!! Let me save you!!!

Fri, May. 6th, 2005, 05:44 pm

OH MY DAD!


I LOVE TRUMPETS!


Can someone make an icon of me dancing? That would be great!

Wed, Apr. 27th, 2005, 02:49 pm

I am applying here!!!!! uberglambitches




Sorry that I haven't updated much. I went on a crazy binge of alcohol, various party drugs, and I borrowed some hookers from Satan! Hot damn was it fun!!!!! But I paid for it. My head hurt for days and my pee-pee was rubbed raw for a while. OUCH!!!!!!

Thu, Apr. 21st, 2005, 02:08 pm
NOT A FRIEND OF JESUS? 0:(

Okay, so some of you have expressed your wish to be unfriended.

WHY???


Everyone is a friend of Jesus!

However, if you want to be unfriended, comment below.

Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005, 01:46 pm
Mommy!!

Attention everyone!

My mom got an LJ! I'm so happy! holymothermary

<3 U Mom!

Sat, Apr. 16th, 2005, 01:33 pm
Look! It's me!

Unfortunately, I didn't have an iPod when I was stuck up there. I wish I would have! It wouldn't have sucked quite as bad! Screw you, Pilate!

Tue, Apr. 12th, 2005, 01:25 am
???

Okay, I REALLY can't believe that I'm the ONLY person on LJ who likes spit porn.

Come on! You can't lie to me; I know everything! So go add it to your interests! Maybe one of you can even make a community?

Mon, Apr. 11th, 2005, 02:47 pm
Why do people act like this?????

to defy a King: Hello
to defy a King: Hello
JCTheSavior: Hello there! 0:)
to defy a King: I was just curious as to why you added me as a friend
to defy a King: I'm TheresaJ on LJ
JCTheSavior: I just have a lot of love to give, and I like making new friends!
to defy a King: Interesting
JCTheSavior: I would ask how you are, but I already know, seeing as how I am God and all.
to defy a King: -____-;
to defy a King: No you are not.
JCTheSavior: Yes I am!
to defy a King: Then what am I thinking right now? ne?
JCTheSavior: DON'T YOU READ THE BIBLE??????
JCTheSavior: You're not supposed to test me!!!!!!!
to defy a King: I would appreciate it if you would remove me from your list.
JCTheSavior: Where's your faith???????
to defy a King: In the true God and TRUE Christ.
JCTheSavior: I AM GOD
JCTheSavior: I AM CHRIST
to defy a King: No you are not.
JCTheSavior: HELLO?????
JCTheSavior: I
to defy a King: I'm here
JCTheSavior: AM
JCTheSavior: GOD
JCTheSavior: YO
JCTheSavior: SOY
JCTheSavior: JESUS
to defy a King: No
to defy a King: you
to defy a King: are
to defy a King: not
JCTheSavior: UMMMMMMMM
JCTheSavior: YES
JCTheSavior: I
JCTheSavior: AM
JCTheSavior: SI SI SI
to defy a King: ‚ ‚È‚½‚̓CƒGƒX‚Å‚Í‚È‚¢
JCTheSavior: And your point is......?
to defy a King: I would simpley appreciate it if you would take me off your LJ friend list please
JCTheSavior: I'd simply appreciate it if you would spell "simply" right! For my Dad's sake!!!!!
to defy a King: FINE
to defy a King: I will
to defy a King: I made a mistake, damn!
JCTheSavior: I KNOW YOU DID
JCTheSavior: I KNEW YOU WOULD BEFORE YOU DID IT
to defy a King: Would you please remove me from your Livejournal friends list? I would greatly appreciate it.
JCTheSavior: I ALREADY HEARD YOOOU
to defy a King: Then please do it.
to defy a King: Thank you.
JCTheSavior: DON'T HATE DA PLAYA; HATE DA GAME!!!!!
to defy a King: I dislike both in this case.
to defy a King: -_-;
to defy a King: You're not Jesus Christ you're some lame troll.
JCTheSavior: HELLO
JCTheSavior: I AM JESUS
JCTheSavior: THE SON OF GOD
JCTheSavior: THE DUDE THAT GOT NAILED TO THE CROSS
to defy a King: -_-;
to defy a King: Ok
to defy a King: Whatever
to defy a King: Fine.
JCTheSavior: You like anime, don't you?
to defy a King: Yes I do
JCTheSavior: I can tell from all those stupid faces you're making!

to defy a King: Ok
to defy a King: Bt my journal is friends only and I am not interested in allowing you to read it.
JCTheSavior: I don't need your permission!!!!!
JCTheSavior: I can already read it!
JCTheSavior: I don't though because your life is so boring!!!!!
to defy a King: Which makes you even more lame and boring for adding it.
to defy a King: :-\
JCTheSavior: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO YOUR SAVIOR LIKE THAT??
to defy a King: I wouldn't.
JCTheSavior: YES YOU DID
to defy a King: And you're not.
JCTheSavior: ARE YOU TRYING TO LIE?
to defy a King: :rolls eyes:
to defy a King: Just remove me from your Livejournal list and I won't bother you anymore, alright? That's all I am asking of you.
JCTheSavior: You
JCTheSavior: are
JCTheSavior: mean
JCTheSavior: You're lucky I'm drunk right now.
to defy a King: And my savior would get drunk?
to defy a King: I don't think so,.
JCTheSavior: What do you think wine does?????
JCTheSavior: Shiiiiiit my blood flows with it
to defy a King: :sigh:
to defy a King: Alright
to defy a King: You're that popehead person too right?
JCTheSavior: No way!
JCTheSavior: I'm mad at him right now
to defy a King: Alright, I'll call you whatever you want if you'll remove me and ask popehead to remove me as well.
to defy a King: Thank you.
JCTheSavior: BYE!!!!!!
to defy a King: See you.
JCTheSavior: Not in Heaven you won't if you keep acting like that.
to defy a King: Whatever. Just remove my livejournal from your list.

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