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Sat, Apr. 16th, 2005, 01:33 pm
Look! It's me!

Unfortunately, I didn't have an iPod when I was stuck up there. I wish I would have! It wouldn't have sucked quite as bad! Screw you, Pilate!

Sat, Apr. 16th, 2005 07:27 pm (UTC)
acid_induced

lol, why did you add me? Where did you come from? Was the acid good back in the holy days? Do you realize when you were born you took your mother's viginity? Are hymns good headwarmers? Does your mom really give good head? Do you realize billions of innocent people have been mercilessly slaughtered in your name? Have you ever fucked? Do you wack off to dead animal porn? Do you have a fetish for bondage, or does it sent you into horrible flashbacks?

Oh, by the way, you are not the son of god. There is no god. Religion was created to control the minds of the ignorant masses. But, I will gladly entertain the idea if it makes you feel better. :P

Sat, Apr. 16th, 2005 07:46 pm (UTC)
the_naja

atheists suck! *sticks tongue out at u*

Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005 05:17 am (UTC)
donald_ferrone

YOUR A FUCKIN WORTHLESS FILTH NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!!!!! I'M A TOTAL FAGGOT, I FUCK MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Donald Ferrone, Ph.D

Professor of computer science at LSSU, Michigan

http://donaldferrone.faculty.lssu.edu

Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005 05:19 am (UTC)
popehead

WTF????

Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005 05:19 am (UTC)
popehead

I mean, WTF?

Sun, Apr. 17th, 2005 09:02 am (UTC)
popehead

Awww, man, i thought i took his mom's virginity.....

And, yes, dumbass, there is a God, or else who the fuck is JC's old man? Not to mention, i know the man, and he'd be pissed if he heard you sadi that.

Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005 05:17 am (UTC)
donald_ferrone

YOUR A FUCKIN WORTHLESS FILTH NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!!!!! I'M A TOTAL FAGGOT, I FUCK MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Donald Ferrone, Ph.D

Professor of computer science at LSSU, Michigan

http://donaldferrone.faculty.lssu.edu

Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005 06:20 pm (UTC)
holymothermary: Liar

Stop lying, JOHN! I am gonna talk to your mother!

Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005 06:42 pm (UTC)
popehead: Re: Liar

NOOOOOO, I was joking, Mary!!!!! PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE, not my mommmmmmmmmy!

Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005 05:17 am (UTC)
donald_ferrone

YOUR A FUCKIN WORTHLESS FILTH NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!!!!! I'M A TOTAL FAGGOT, I FUCK MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Donald Ferrone, Ph.D

Professor of computer science at LSSU, Michigan

http://donaldferrone.faculty.lssu.edu

Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005 07:39 am (UTC)
acid_induced

I am laughing at you. Your pathetic excuse for an existance puts a smile on my face. Your sad wasted life leaves you shaking in the dark, begging to understand that which your ignorant mind cannot comprehend. You will die alone and afraid. :)

Sat, Apr. 16th, 2005 07:44 pm (UTC)
the_naja

THATS SO KOOL!!!!

JEEZIS ROX!

Sat, Apr. 16th, 2005 08:00 pm (UTC)
bootlickajaspeh

first apple gets the soul-less aging wonder that is U2 with their asses so stretched you could fire some jumpshots with the B ball in there, and now they've got you too JEsus? the iPod wizards never cease to amaze me.

Sat, Apr. 16th, 2005 09:44 pm (UTC)
hymn

.

Sun, Apr. 17th, 2005 09:02 am (UTC)
popehead

.

Tue, Apr. 19th, 2005 04:27 pm (UTC)
anoushkala

,

Sat, Apr. 16th, 2005 09:55 pm (UTC)
kaool

That's hot. I love my iPod too.

Sat, Apr. 16th, 2005 10:33 pm (UTC)
sweetsongbird05

you suck? did i miss the memo?

Sat, Apr. 16th, 2005 11:30 pm (UTC)
rockstarbabe

lmfao! That's so hot

Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005 05:17 am (UTC)
donald_ferrone

YOUR A FUCKIN WORTHLESS FILTH NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!!!!! I'M A TOTAL FAGGOT, I FUCK MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Donald Ferrone, Ph.D

Professor of computer science at LSSU, Michigan

http://donaldferrone.faculty.lssu.edu

Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005 05:49 pm (UTC)
rockstarbabe

I am not black,, and I'm straight, ask my boyfriend. Wow you fuck your dad? Your ass must really hurt...

Sun, Apr. 17th, 2005 04:56 am (UTC)
m_seyi_4

YOUR NOT JESUS YOU IDIOT! YOU ARE A MOCKERY TO JESUS CHRIST!! May God have mercy on your pitiful soul

Sun, Apr. 17th, 2005 08:47 am (UTC)
giraffeonstilts: ::Smile::

LOL. That's hot. This post is funny as hell.

Tue, Apr. 19th, 2005 02:20 am (UTC)
m_seyi_4: Re: ::Smile::

haha!

Sun, Apr. 17th, 2005 09:07 am (UTC)
popehead: Shut up, fucker!

Idiot? A mockery? Pitiful soul??

I must be out of touch with what christians these days believe, i was under the impression that you were supposed to love and respect Jesus. (hint: sarcasm) I tell you what kiddo, in my day we respected our deities, not like these bitchez today.

I would pray for you, but frankly, i don't give a fuck.

Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005 01:21 am (UTC)
terran_nomad

jesus was a black.

Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005 01:54 am (UTC)
popehead

no, he was a brown, idiot. He has since lost his tan. Look at all the pictures.

Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005 05:16 am (UTC)
donald_ferrone

YOUR A FUCKIN WORTHLESS FILTH NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!!!!! I'M A TOTAL FAGGOT, I FUCK MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


--

Donald Ferrone, Ph.D

Professor of computer science at LSSU, Michigan

http://donaldferrone.faculty.lssu.edu

Tue, Apr. 19th, 2005 02:18 am (UTC)
(Anonymous)

dude...no one likes you

Thu, Apr. 21st, 2005 10:31 pm (UTC)
missanthropy

What a friend we have in Jesus,
All our sins and griefs to bear!
What a privilage to carry
Ev'rything to God in prayer!
Oh, what peace we often forfeit,
Oh what needless pain we bear,
All because we do not carry
Ev'rything to God in prayer!

Have we trials and temptations?
Is there trouble anywhere?
We should never be discouraged,
Take it to the Lord in prayer:
Can we find a friend so faithful
Who will all our sorrows share?
Jesus Knows our every weakness,
Take it to the Lord in prayer.

Are we weak and heavy laden,
Cumbered with a load of care?
Precious Saviour, still our refuge;
Take it to the Lord in prayer:
Do thy friends despise, forsake thee?
Take it to the Lord in prayer;
In His arms He'll take and shield thee;
Thou wilt find a solace there.


HUZZAH!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, May. 4th, 2005 05:25 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous)

Wow this is so sad! Acid_induced makes a good arguement and wins as you guys are pathetic losers who will die alone. Amen to that.

Fri, May. 20th, 2005 07:01 am (UTC)
aylakat

This is hysterical. Hysterical. Hysterical.

I just have far too much respect for the bible as mythology and literature to friend it though. Otherwise... blasphemy parade!!

Been to Christ on the Crapper? Google it. Look at the comics, and then read The H. FUNNIEST JESUS COMIC EVAR.

Fuggin eh. Still drunk I am.