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Mon, Apr. 18th, 2005, 01:46 pm

Attention everyone!

My mom got an LJ! I'm so happy! holymothermary

<3 U Mom!

Wed, Apr. 20th, 2005 06:36 pm (UTC)

True. I'd always observed that Ricki Lake caters more to the "dats mah baby daddy" type of thing anyway- you'll be the first non-african americans to appear for that topic on that show I'm certain.

So how was that one night stand with your father anyway?

Thu, Apr. 21st, 2005 05:00 pm (UTC)

Well, our family is closer to African then American. We are Arab, remember?

And one night stand my ass, God and I do it like they do on the discovery channel all the time. He is the Hugh Heffner of Heaven.

Thu, Apr. 21st, 2005 06:37 pm (UTC)

Yeah Madonna, work it girl!
Is it true what they say about his penis... you know, the whole mighty lightning rod thing.

I bet you I'm better in the sack than God- he's not kinky & he doesnt sin too much. That can put a damper on sexual relations.