Wed, Apr. 27th, 2005, 02:49 pm
I am applying here!!!!! uberglambitches
Sorry that I haven't updated much. I went on a crazy binge of alcohol, various party drugs, and I borrowed some hookers from Satan! Hot damn was it fun!!!!! But I paid for it. My head hurt for days and my pee-pee was rubbed raw for a while. OUCH!!!!!!
Wed, Apr. 27th, 2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
Oh poor Jezzy. Well, at least it was fun. Hangovers go away, but stories last for all eternity.
Wed, Apr. 27th, 2005 11:08 pm (UTC)
You didn't miss much. You're still running the White House, the House of Reps, the Senate, and the Supreme Court of this ignorant, superstitious excuse for a country.
Thu, Apr. 28th, 2005 03:21 am (UTC)
Hi! I think that's it's cool that you Friended me...but who are you?
Thu, Apr. 28th, 2005 04:44 am (UTC)
Um...he's like...Jesus. Can't you tell?
Fri, Apr. 29th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
I'm Jesus, the Son of God, the Savior of men!
Thu, Apr. 28th, 2005 04:25 am (UTC)
Hey Jesus, you are the ultimate uberglambitch. I'm sure you'll be accepted. :)
Thu, Apr. 28th, 2005 09:16 am (UTC)
Damn, what's with all the hating in that community. Don't they know you're Jesus?
Fri, Apr. 29th, 2005 08:04 pm (UTC)
They be hatin'!!
Don't hate da playa; hate da game!!!
Mon, May. 2nd, 2005 07:03 am (UTC)
Those bitches need a smiting.
Sat, Apr. 30th, 2005 04:10 am (UTC)
Jesus...you've just replaced Peter Griffin as my new hero
Sat, Apr. 30th, 2005 01:55 pm (UTC)
Jesus, will you add me as your friend?? Pwease??? I heart you!!! =)
Mon, May. 2nd, 2005 03:56 pm (UTC)
hey jesus. what's up. I just wanted you to know on Friday I went to a costume party at a bar dressed up as you. Crown of thorns and everything.
Mon, May. 2nd, 2005 05:42 pm (UTC)
kool.. good luck..
Mon, May. 2nd, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
popehead: THEY SUCK!
Those bitchez are not uberglam at all, those little FUCKERS!!!! Thanks for saying i was one of your favriotes, though, i kick ass, i know.
YOU ROCK, JESUS! THOSE FUCKERS SUCK!
Tue, May. 3rd, 2005 07:08 pm (UTC)
Is it technically wrong to cal your mother a MILF? Since you know... she is a virgin and all.
Wed, May. 4th, 2005 07:08 pm (UTC)
She had sex after I was born, duh.
Wed, May. 4th, 2005 09:05 pm (UTC)
I was thinking today, Jesus. you should do a McDonalds commercial. boost your popularity with the kids. "put a smile on... WITH JESUS!"
Thu, May. 5th, 2005 07:36 pm (UTC)
Would you please un-friend me
Fri, May. 6th, 2005 05:10 pm (UTC)
Please unfriend me.