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Wed, Apr. 27th, 2005, 02:49 pm

I am applying here!!!!! uberglambitches




Sorry that I haven't updated much. I went on a crazy binge of alcohol, various party drugs, and I borrowed some hookers from Satan! Hot damn was it fun!!!!! But I paid for it. My head hurt for days and my pee-pee was rubbed raw for a while. OUCH!!!!!!

Wed, Apr. 27th, 2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
kyjoandahalf

Oh poor Jezzy. Well, at least it was fun. Hangovers go away, but stories last for all eternity.

Wed, Apr. 27th, 2005 11:08 pm (UTC)
detailguy

You didn't miss much. You're still running the White House, the House of Reps, the Senate, and the Supreme Court of this ignorant, superstitious excuse for a country.

Fri, Apr. 29th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
jesus_thesavior

Teehee! 0:)

Thu, Apr. 28th, 2005 03:21 am (UTC)
mugirl2003

Hi! I think that's it's cool that you Friended me...but who are you?

Thu, Apr. 28th, 2005 04:44 am (UTC)
kyjoandahalf

Um...he's like...Jesus. Can't you tell?

Fri, Apr. 29th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
jesus_thesavior

I'm Jesus, the Son of God, the Savior of men!

Thu, Apr. 28th, 2005 04:25 am (UTC)
jeaniemarie11

Hey Jesus, you are the ultimate uberglambitch. I'm sure you'll be accepted. :)

Fri, Apr. 29th, 2005 08:04 pm (UTC)
jesus_thesavior

Whoooo! Thanks! 0:)

Thu, Apr. 28th, 2005 09:16 am (UTC)
kyjoandahalf

Damn, what's with all the hating in that community. Don't they know you're Jesus?

Fri, Apr. 29th, 2005 08:04 pm (UTC)
jesus_thesavior

They be hatin'!!

Don't hate da playa; hate da game!!!

Mon, May. 2nd, 2005 07:03 am (UTC)
kyjoandahalf

Those bitches need a smiting.

Sat, Apr. 30th, 2005 04:10 am (UTC)
forgottenfaith5

Jesus...you've just replaced Peter Griffin as my new hero

Sat, Apr. 30th, 2005 01:55 pm (UTC)
theoutlawtorn

Jesus, will you add me as your friend?? Pwease??? I heart you!!! =)

Mon, May. 2nd, 2005 03:56 pm (UTC)
agent_ritalyn

hey jesus. what's up. I just wanted you to know on Friday I went to a costume party at a bar dressed up as you. Crown of thorns and everything.

Mon, May. 2nd, 2005 05:42 pm (UTC)
lordganesh

kool.. good luck..

Mon, May. 2nd, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
popehead: THEY SUCK!

Those bitchez are not uberglam at all, those little FUCKERS!!!! Thanks for saying i was one of your favriotes, though, i kick ass, i know.

YOU ROCK, JESUS! THOSE FUCKERS SUCK!

Tue, May. 3rd, 2005 07:08 pm (UTC)
giantrobot1221

Is it technically wrong to cal your mother a MILF? Since you know... she is a virgin and all.

Wed, May. 4th, 2005 07:08 pm (UTC)
jesus_thesavior

She had sex after I was born, duh.

Wed, May. 4th, 2005 09:05 pm (UTC)
the_scampool

I was thinking today, Jesus. you should do a McDonalds commercial. boost your popularity with the kids. "put a smile on... WITH JESUS!"

Thu, May. 5th, 2005 07:36 pm (UTC)
laurennh

Would you please un-friend me

Fri, May. 6th, 2005 05:10 pm (UTC)
thepreciouss

Please unfriend me.